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Blowjob

181 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Key

126 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of Elon Musk with the text 'Elon Musk's 3 keys to success'. Below there are three items listed as '1. Child slavery, 2. Child slavery, 3. Child slavery'.

Dollar

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

Wife

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."

Body

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Phone

12 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Chocolate

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Time

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme featuring a pink pig character with a friendly expression in the top panel, saying, "hey folks Viewer Mail Time Again!" In the bottom panel, the same pig is holding a package. Text overlaid on the image reads, "This one comes from Theodore J. Kaczynski."

Santa

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a comment thread. The first comment, from user 'Messisdaddy', states "Those moans be faker than Santa". The second comment below, from 'bobbobve', asks "Wait Santa fake?"

Type

54 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Palpatine

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Turkey

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A bottle of peach flavored iced tea called "didi" is being held in a hand. Text overlays the image: "Tf going on in Turkey bru? They done give me the Diddy juice."

Offender

14 views · scooter103u · 1 year ago

A meme showing a group of people with their faces photoshopped onto the bodies of The Avengers. The title of the image says "The Offenders" and there is a TikTok handle underneath: @jesusnugget973.

Velociraptor

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.

Matter

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows the text "You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy." There is a drawing of an atom below the text.

Priest

82 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"

Job Application

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Pig

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.

School

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up

A white rabbit is wearing purple sunglasses and a sparkling crown. The rabbit is standing indoors on a carpet with a blurred background.

Weight

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Me after picking up anything remotely heavy

A white cartoon rabbit is holding a pink dumbbell with an effortful expression. The weight says 4 LB.

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