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Heroin Monkey

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

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A cartoon scene shows Perry the Platypus wielding a lightsaber against Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who is also wielding a lightsaber. The text above reads: "Gonna tell my kids this was Yoda VS Count Dooku"

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The image shows three panels. The first panel has a picture of a person with the text "Me" below it. The second panel has text that reads "Not knowing what the plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is" and shows some other people in the background. The third panel has another person with text below it reading "That one Phineas & Ferb episode".

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A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

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The image is a cartoon split into three sections. The first section is labeled "EQUALITY" and shows three people of different heights looking over a fence. Each person stands on a box, but they are all the same height, and the smallest person cannot see over the fence. The second section is labeled "EQUITY", which shows the same three people looking over the fence, but the boxes they stand on are different heights. The smaller person is on a taller box, and everyone can see over the fence. The third section is labeled "CAPITALISM", which shows the same scenario, however, instead of boxes, a large tower of wood blocks is built by the tallest person, making them the only one able to see over the fence, and the other two still cannot see.

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An older man with glasses stands in front of a cliff and the ocean. The text below the image reads: "An Australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there, by shooting them himself."

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A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

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The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

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The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

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A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."

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The image shows a poster with the text "NETFLIX PRESENTS" in red, followed by "POLAR BEARS" in white. Below, "A DOCUMENTARY" is written in smaller letters. In the background, three black bears are seen on a field.

Toast ツ

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

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An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

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The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

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The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".

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The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."

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The image shows three panels. The top two panels show an anime character with dark hair in emotional distress. The text reads "Sometimes I'm not me" and "Sometimes He controls me". The bottom panel shows a bright green cartoon character with red gloves.

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The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

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The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."

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