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Touch

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."

Allowance

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

Mom

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Last light be like:

The image is a cartoon with three different objects labeled with the words "me" and "your mom" to indicate spatial relation. A carrot labeled "me" is sitting on a chair labeled "your mom". An apple labeled "me" is sitting in a box labeled "your mom". A pumpkin labeled "me" is sitting under a bench labeled "your mom". The words "on", "in" and "under" are written under the objects.

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

Music

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image is a meme with two panels. The top panel shows headphones next to the quote "WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC. WHEN YOU'RE SAD, YOU UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS". The bottom panel shows a black and white drawing of a person with tears running down their face wearing headphones with the nonsensical text "Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab".

Love

sedam hussein · 1 year ago

An anime man looking shocked after being asked about his interest in trans women. The text reads: "When I'm having a convo with my girl's mom and she hit me with 'so when did you discover your love for trans women?'"

Pfp

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man stands with arms raised in a victorious pose in front of what appears to be a raging fire. The text superimposed on the image reads: "How it feels when you wanna change your PFP but you can't because it's too iconic."

Identity

The RĒAL RB · 1 year ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Kitten

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.

Name

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Father

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Phone

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

News

Celaena · 2 years ago

Everytime 😭😭

A three-panel image showing two anime characters. In the first panel, a girl with dark hair says, "Mom, I have good news!". In the second panel, a woman with light hair replies, "You got 100 on your math test?!" The third panel shows the dark-haired girl looking disappointed, saying, "Mom, I said good news. Not a miracle."

Meat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Allergy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Allergy

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Why just why

A person reacting to seasonal allergies. The text on the image reads: "When your body has to adjust to the sudden change in temperature so your nose is bothering you non stop."

Cop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."

Family

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

Condom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.

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