New You're Memes - Page 38 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kitty

11 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

Sibling

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

Pet

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Question

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Tortilla Chip

4 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Problem

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Mama

109 views · Joshisboss · 2 years ago

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

Project

373 views · DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Reality

14 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Cat

179 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL

A cat with a yellow Croc on its head, looking like a hat. Text on the image says, "You have been visited by the cat pope, don't scroll without say amen."

Hairstyle

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

Teacher

9 views · DreamBlue · 2 years ago

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

iPhone

the taste of mommy's milk · 2 years ago

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A close-up photo of a cat looking up with its head slightly tilted back. The text on the image reads "POV: Your iPhone when you try to open it using FaceID."

Time

17 views · welcome to hell · 2 years ago

“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Summer

1 view · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

Cat

15 views · ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago

what your cat does when u aren´t home

A black and white cat is standing on its hind legs, looking like a human.

Pokemon

1 view · Madisyn · 2 years ago

When you’re a Pokémon lover

A young person is smiling and holding several plush Pokemon toys including Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur.

Parent

2 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Husband

period boo · 2 years ago

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

Mom

9 views · period boo · 2 years ago

A picture of Kermit the Frog looking shocked or surprised, slightly angled, with a shower or faucet in the background. The text reads "WHEN YOUR MOM ROAST YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR SQUAD."