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A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

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Me all the time when I’m on YouTube :

A cartoon image shows Patrick Star with a horrified face in front of a computer. Text at the bottom says: "WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS FREE-TO-PLAY".

LoserIsPro

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

LoserIsPro

I like walking

A green cartoon character with a black face and line for legs, and arm, is walking. The text “WHEN YOU WALKIN’” is on top.

Harpersphone

Yk what the worst type of breakup is

The image contains text on a dark background that reads: "Yk what's the worst type of breakup? The breakup where y'all weren't even dating, but they made you feel special, flirted with you, cared for your emotions and mental problems, and then left like it was nothing to them."

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

The ugly rats ALT account

I sleek the truth to my mom...

A drawing of a crying anime character. The text says, "Pain... is all you give to me."

GG Miller

The image shows four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. The top left panel depicts a person with their hand on their head, the brain highlighted in red, showing a headache. The top right panel shows a translucent human torso with a red highlighted spine, indicating back pain. The bottom left panel displays a person rubbing their eyes, conveying fatigue or eye strain. The bottom right panel shows a close-up of a bloodshot eye. Above the four panels is the text "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:".

LoserIsPro

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

Bryan

A white and brown cat with wide eyes is smiling at the viewer. Text on the image reads: "I KILLED A MOUSE FOR YOU... I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...ANYTHING."

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Pankake

Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A close-up of a young blonde girl with a wide smile, showing her teeth. She looks happy and has rosy cheeks.

big [fire] balls

The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".

Labradorian

Describe you in one word. Me:

A white power strip lies on a carpet. A white cable is plugged in one end and plugged into another socket of the same power strip. There are also 2 angry emoji icons on the upper left of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man in a suit looking serious. Above him, a small, chaotic black and white graphic and the text "You listen to". Below him, a larger, also chaotic black and white graphic and the text "I listen to". Below, the text "We are not the same."

Anonymous

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Cosmo the Intern

Adolf kitler

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Adolf kitler

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

Anonymous

A package of 'Mom's Spaghetti' Oreos, with a picture of Eminem on it. The text above reads 'If you only had one snack. One cookie. Would you dunk it? Or just let it go?'

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