New You Memes - Page 76 - Worst Jokes Ever

Locker Room

43 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

fr

The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

Teacher

19 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Building

25 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Building

15 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Dora

7 views · LoveIy Perv · 3 years ago

A picture of Dora the Explorer and Boots. Dora is saying, "I'M DORA!" and below, it says "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"

Pray

153 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

Boomer

22 views · Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

The image consists of three panels featuring Yoda and Grogu. The top panel shows Yoda saying, "Do or do not, there is no try." The middle panel shows Grogu with the text "Boomer, ok." The bottom panel shows Yoda saying, "Listen here you little s**t."

Homie

55 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Professor

1 view · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Charger

71 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

fr

A picture of Kevin Hart looking sad and disappointed, with the text "How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in."

Girl

25 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Heat

1 view · Chri5 · 3 years ago

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Alphabet

28 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

...

A man in a suit is sitting in front of a game show set. On the screen behind him is a multiple choice question. The question asks: "Which is the first letter of the alphabet?" The answers are A: C, B: D, C: A, D: B. Text below the image reads: WHEN SOMEONE Doesn't want you to win.

Realization

11 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Choice

23 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Friend

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

Baby

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

Name

16 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

Friend

140 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

Dora

3 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Troll moment

An image of Dora and Boots from the cartoon Dora the Explorer. Dora is standing with her arms outstretched and says, "I'M DORA!" Below her it says, "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"