New You Memes - Page 85 - Worst Jokes Ever

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

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YoU tOo

The image is a meme with four different reaction images. The first is a dark, cartoonish dragon face with big eyes. The second is a grinning face with big eyes. The third is a white cat with a small, slight smile and the last is a man with a slightly shocked expression. Above the images is the text "Cashier: The receipt is in the bag" and then "Me: You, too".

The Unknown King of Moderation

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

guess who this is i know

The image shows a man with dark hair and a mustache, wearing a red jacket and red sunglasses, lounging back on a couch. Text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Text below the image says "Respond: I got clients that pay more".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.

Goddamnit I laughed

A meme showing a photo of a man with a black headband and a woman. The woman is smiling, and the man has his mouth slightly open and looks somewhat surprised. The meme's text says, "When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table."

me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls

The image shows a drawing of Spongebob in a caveman style on the left. On the right, the text says "WHEN YOUR PHONE IS AT 1% AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR CHARGER."

the cutest kitten ever like if you think so

A gray kitten is sleeping on a pink blanket. The kitten is cuddling a small teddy bear.

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

when you forget to close your fridge

An anime character with dark hair and a slight smile on his face, wearing a green and yellow patterned haori over a red and black uniform. The background is dark and looks like a forest. The text "when you forget to close your fridge" is on top of the image.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

this is sooo cute like this pic if you like this kitten

A white kitten with big eyes is wearing a white knit hat with ears.

what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines

Two kittens are hugging each other. They are white with black markings. One has a black heart on its side. The text “Happy Valentines” is written at the bottom.

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".