New You Memes - Page 63 - Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Hehehe……….

A picture of Shrek with the text: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."

Code

9 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

Job Application

5 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Lmao

A cat stands among penguins with the text "When you lie on the application but still get the job" displayed on the left.

Scooter

22 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

If you know you know lmao

An image of a scooter on the ground with the text "LET ME JUST KARATE CHOP YOUR ANKLES REAL QUICK".

Dog

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

W dog

A photo shows three people pushing a blue van in the flood. A white dog is standing in the water by the van. The text on the right side says: "When you have no idea what's going on but you still try to help."

Suicide

48 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Protection

7 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Show

9 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Fish

43 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

MORE MORE DAD JOKES

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

N word

49 views · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Language

11 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

Camera

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

Teacher

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Achungus

The image shows a character from the video game "Among Us" with rabbit ears, and is labeled "Achungus". Above the image are the words: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:".

Butt

Wade · 2 years ago

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

Fnaf

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Daep

32 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

time to say my goodbyes ig.

An email with the subject 'DAEP 5 day notice - Rylee T' sent by Diana Foster. The email states that Rylee T is eligible for release from DAEP this week and will be released on Friday, September 29, 2023, returning to campus on Monday, October 2, 2023, pending a review of points and required activities.

God

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Call

3 views · bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Eraser

Wade · 2 years ago

This is so painfully true

The image is a three panel comic showing a 3D bald human head. First panel: The text 'You make a mistake on a test' appears on the left. The face is neutral and the word 'Panik' is written next to the face. Second panel: The text 'You erase it' appears on the left. The face is still neutral but has a calmer expression and the word 'Kalm' is written next to the face. Third panel: The text 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' appears on the left. The face shows an expression of anger and the word 'ANGERY' is written over a blurry red background.