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Labradorian

Describe you in one word. Me:

A white power strip lies on a carpet. A white cable is plugged in one end and plugged into another socket of the same power strip. There are also 2 angry emoji icons on the upper left of the image.

Wade

Big City Greens Language

The image shows the Drake meme format. In the first panel, Drake is shown with a disgusted expression, his hand up in a stop gesture, with the caption "Using real bad words." In the second panel, Drake is shown smiling and pointing, with the caption "Using swip and blort."

Anonymous

The image shows three depictions of the cartoon character Spongebob. The first one on the left shows Spongebob standing upright. An arrow points from this image to another image to its right, where the character is inverted. An arrow points down to the last depiction below, showing only Spongebob's mouth and two big teeth, which is captioned with "THE TWIN TOWERS". Also at the bottom, there is the text "spongebob = 9 letters squarepants = 11 letters".

Wade

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

randomone

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

RapBoat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Blach66.1

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Adolf Nigler

My personal dictionary on google.

A screenshot of a personal dictionary, with a list of words: 100pts, Ackbar, Allahu, Ching, Chong, Cuck, Diddy, Dogg, Gon, Heil, Hutt, Jabba, and Kardashians.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-part meme. The top part shows a photo of a sign that reads "Simply Swank Salon & Spa." The bottom left shows a woman yelling and pointing at another woman. The bottom right shows a white cat sitting at a table with a disapproving expression. Above the women it reads, "Simply Swank" and above the cat it reads, "Simply Wank."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

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i can say the n word. I was given an n-word pass by one of the
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Blach66.1

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

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