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Tortilla Chip

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Job Application

Lmao

A cat stands among penguins with the text "When you lie on the application but still get the job" displayed on the left.

Show

An unpleasant pause.

Two people are looking at each other. Text above them reads: "When the show on Netflix is actually good". Text on the bottom of the image reads: "[exhales] The head can wait."

Test

A still from Peaky Blinders shows Cillian Murphy looking directly at the viewer. Text above him describes a student who is taking a test.

Cringe

I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp

An image of Bart Simpson is crying with broken hearts above his head. The image shows Bart in a purple sweater.

Cookie

A woman in a light blue shirt is standing behind a red car, looking at a tray of cookies on the car's hood. Text above and below the image reads, "The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming."

Insult

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Cocaine

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Sandwich

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

Time

A screenshot shows a series of messages saying "Me when I have some time." with an image of a man saying "Yeah, I've got time."

System

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Story

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Exam

Some classic MHA memes:

The image shows four panels with anime characters. The top two panels show two different students, the first with a blank face and the second one with a shocked expression. The lower two panels show the same characters but with even more fear in their faces. The text says, "When you and your friend are taking an exam and you hear the smartest kid begin to cry:".

Confusion

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Parent

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Concert

When you walk out of a rock concert

A young person with brown hair makes a silly face with crossed eyes and an extended tongue. The text on the image says: "When you walk out of a rock concert."

Work

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Queen

When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.

The image shows a promotional banner for "Queen Elizabeth" in the "Icon Series", which is likely from the video game Fortnite. It says: "Show your style. Friends. Allies. Found family. A new icon for your banner. Introduced in Chapter 3, Season". It features a cartoonish rendering of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a purple hat and suit.

Ass

A man, Robert Downey Jr., with his eyes closed, his hand on his chest, and wearing a grey suit, expresses visible exasperation. The text above him reads: "when amys pathetic ass says 'gtg'".

Realization

still am rn

A cartoon woman with brown hair and a blue top covering her mouth, looking disgusted. The text says: "When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you actually are."