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Waking Up

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 3 months ago

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

Semen

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

Cash

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Daily Noud' stating, 'Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow.' Below the text are two images side-by-side. On the left, a photo of a man, Tyler, The Creator, wearing a baseball cap and a pinstriped shirt, looks with a confused or displeased expression. On the right, a cartoon illustration of a tooth fairy with blonde hair, a tiara, blue dress, and wings, holding a magic wand and a tooth, floating on a cloud under a crescent moon.

Dream

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

The image shows a warrior looking defeated after waking up from a dream, accompanied by the text "POV: You wake up from a dream where you had everything..."

Life

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The anonymous poster lists a series of things they are not obsessed with such as NFTs, being transphobic or a nazi, male hierarchies, Twitter, pop stars, and annoying youtubers. The poster concludes that life is good and encourages others not to be dumbasses.

Life

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

Cat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

Schedule

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Princess

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot of an ad with the text "Are You Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess." below, and "WishDates" at the bottom with a play button and the link "Visit site". The background of the ad is a close-up of Nikocado Avocado.

Schedule

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Sign

RapBoat · 1 year ago

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Sticker

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A person holds a black notebook completely covered in kawaii stickers of various Sanrio characters, including Hello Kitty, Keroppi, and My Melody. The person is also wearing beaded bracelets.

Nap

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A photo of a young child with messy hair and a dazed expression. The text on the image says, "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on." Below that text, it says "IG: @davie_dave".

Nightmare

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a person looks terrified, with their eyes wide open, mouth agape and is lying in bed. In the second frame, the person's facial expression shows an even bigger shock. The text on top says, "When you wake up from a nightmare then go back to sleep and it continues from where it left off."

Morning

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person looks out of a window. The text above the image says: How I wake up knowing that I've got 0 political beliefs and just say things to annoy people.

Story

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Planet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

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