New US Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Government

1 view · D/A/N/I/E/L · 2 years ago

Why us gov boring

A close-up selfie of a young man with light skin, wearing a gray baseball cap and glasses. He is looking slightly up and has a small smile. The background is a blurred light-colored ceiling.

Mickey Mouse

7 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Rainbow

23 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"

Teacher

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Achungus

The image shows a character from the video game "Among Us" with rabbit ears, and is labeled "Achungus". Above the image are the words: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:".

Impression

18 views · freddyfatbear · 2 years ago

jay Z

The image shows a text exchange between Jay Z and Jimmy, where Jay Z asks if Jimmy wants to see them do an impression of him, they start laughing at nothing, followed by a picture of the three laughing.

Side

11 views · Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Missile

16 views · King bob · 2 years ago

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

Among Us

4 views · Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

Book

536 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

Game

92 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

The image shows a cartoon of the Grim Reaper standing in front of four doors. Blood trails lead up to the first three doors labeled "Among us", "Roblox", and "Fortnite". The Grim Reaper is about to open the fourth door which is labeled "Wordle". Text on the image next to the Reaper says "Game murder".

China

24 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

FAKE but funny

A burger-shaped balloon with the text 'The US prepares to deploy its own spy balloon to China in retaliation.'

Illusion

113 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Movie

9 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a still of Barack Obama with a bewildered expression, hands raised in a gesture of confusion. The text on the image reads: "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Actor

14 views · Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

💀

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'

Toy

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of a character in a yellow outfit with a determined look, and three boxes of Bionicle toys on the right side. Above, it says "8 y/o me walking into toys 'r' us with a $30 gift card my grandma gave me."

Chance

2 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

Life

1 view · AverageDayInOhio · 3 years ago

NIGGAAA

A close-up of a dog's face with the text "We carry kids in our nuts our whole life, y'all do it 9 months. Don't compare us."

Class

76 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Value

21 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Coffee

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."