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Heroin Monkey
11 months ago
A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.
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  • Remington
    1 year ago

    these two definitely look the same

    A meme featuring a scene from "The Office" where Pam is holding two pictures and says, "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A portrait of an old man in a black coat with the text "There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them."
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  • Your local comrade
    1 year ago

    🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

    In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    My friend is has the best ideas

    A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared.  The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image of two wolves facing each other against a moon background. One wolf has the text "I hate the Federal Reserve" and the other wolf has the text "lol same". The text at the top of the image reads "INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES".
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    A man is half-buried in the ground with a grave stone and flowers in the background. The text reads: "Me thinking about something awkward I said two years ago."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Two types of Americans
STANLEY
STANLEY
@bendinwithbendon
QUENCHER H2.0
TUMBLER
working class selling their buttholes
on tiktok
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago

    bro wtf is tihs ad

    A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two men with mustaches and beards. The text says "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO THEODORES". The left person is sad looking, the right one looks more confident. There is a moon in the background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."
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  • Nateツ
    1 year ago

    The little kid in the corner is me

    The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago

    Guys only want two things in life

    A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運 世界在我裡面展開 你完成了我的命運 光環走 你重按我的命運 倒帶我們可以 你補充我的位置 你補充我的位置 來救我
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