Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Two Memes

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

Anonymous

A portrait of an old man in a black coat with the text "There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them."

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Anonymous

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Heroin Monkey

An image of two wolves facing each other against a moon background. One wolf has the text "I hate the Federal Reserve" and the other wolf has the text "lol same". The text at the top of the image reads "INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES".

shaylie lol

A man is half-buried in the ground with a grave stone and flowers in the background. The text reads: "Me thinking about something awkward I said two years ago."

Heroin Monkey

Two types of Americans
STANLEY
STANLEY
@bendinwithbendon
QUENCHER H2.0
TUMBLER
working class selling their buttholes
on tiktok

Heroin Monkey

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two men with mustaches and beards. The text says "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO THEODORES". The left person is sad looking, the right one looks more confident. There is a moon in the background.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Nateツ

The little kid in the corner is me

The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."

Toast ツ

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split screen. On the left, there's a picture of actor Ryan Gosling. On the right, there's a picture of a man with a beard and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, who resembles the actor, smiling while touching his chin. The text above reads: "People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling what y'all think?" Below the two photos is another text: "My mans posted two photos of Ryan Gosling like we wouldn't notice."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

ShyDragon3

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

BellaTrix

Hi

The image shows a split picture. On the left, there is a person with long blonde hair, wearing a light orange and white striped dress, standing with their arms down. On the right, there is a person with black hair, wearing a dark coat, and black skirt. Both people are standing with a large circular stained glass behind them. The text on the left reads: "My two personalities living peacefully together."

1
2
3
4