New Two Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sewer

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Kid

30 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

The little kid in the corner is me

The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."

Level

110 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."

Life

7 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

German

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

People

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a split screen. On the left, there's a picture of actor Ryan Gosling. On the right, there's a picture of a man with a beard and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, who resembles the actor, smiling while touching his chin. The text above reads: "People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling what y'all think?" Below the two photos is another text: "My mans posted two photos of Ryan Gosling like we wouldn't notice."

Horse

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

Police

18 views · ShyDragon3 · 2 years ago

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Peace

14 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Hi

The image shows a split picture. On the left, there is a person with long blonde hair, wearing a light orange and white striped dress, standing with their arms down. On the right, there is a person with black hair, wearing a dark coat, and black skirt. Both people are standing with a large circular stained glass behind them. The text on the left reads: "My two personalities living peacefully together."

Cabbage

4 views · ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

leaf turner

The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."

Girl

22 views · ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Intercourse

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Site

62 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

This site will have columbine memes

Two people wearing trench coats and sunglasses are holding guns. The image is dark and they are walking in a hallway. The text “Army of Two” is at the bottom.

Mama

56 views · Joshisboss · 2 years ago

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

Penalty

6 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Difference

10 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows two cartoon characters side by side. On the left is Caillou wearing a green cape, and on the right is Saitama, or One Punch Man, wearing a white cape. The text above them says, "Did you see any difference between these two?"

Chat

1 view · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Dice

LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

Dice

22 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Season

9 views · killer of bears 101 · 2 years ago

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.