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Corn

Anonymous · 1 month ago
  • An image showing a pile of yellow corn kernels spilled on the ballast of a railroad track. The text at the top says "PILE OF CORN" and the text at the bottom says "SITTING ON THE TRAIN TRACK".
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  • Transportation

    Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago
  • A screenshot of Google Maps travel times overlaid on a faded American flag and a saluting soldier silhouette. It shows an 8-minute car ride, a 2 hour and 44-minute public transport trip, and a 1 hour and 3-minute walk. Above the image, text reads "WTF IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION" followed by eagle emojis.
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  • Thomas

    mal♡ · 6 months ago
  • An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."
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  • Vulgarity

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Bro

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."
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  • Wife

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."
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  • Employee

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A cork board with two papers pinned to it. The left paper has the Burger King logo at the top. Below is the text: "ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WATCH TRAINING VIDEO 'DON'T MAKE LOVE TO THE DEEP FRYER' IMMEDIATELY." To the right is a small get well note that says "Get well soon, Adam!"
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  • Count dooku

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool."  The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.
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  • Bacon

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".
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  • Thomas

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a cartoon of Thomas the Tank Engine with a human-like body with arms and legs, positioned as if crawling away. The text above reads: "IT WAS TIME FOR THOMAS TO LEAVE."
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  • Ocean

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".
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  • Gorilla

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • experiment

    The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.
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  • French

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • Nah bro, French be wild!

    A multiple choice question in French with the sentence '_____-vous si le train est en retard?' The options are 'Sais', 'Savez', 'Connaissez', and 'Connais'.
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  • Year

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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  • Poo

    Wei · 2 years ago
  • What. The. Hell

    The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”
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  • Poop

    XI · 2 years ago
  • A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".
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  • Earth

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Controversial MrBeast video

    MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."
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  • Weapon

    Jonah Marshall · 3 years ago
  • True as fuck

    A photo shows a man and a young child lying on the floor, each holding a toy gun, with the text "Air Force" above and "weapons training" below them. There are a few other toy guns around them.
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  • Cousin

    LoserIsPro · 3 years ago
  • this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

    A rat on the floor of a subway track.
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  • Man

    𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago
  • A man standing in front of an open train door and laughing. The train has a yellow and blue color scheme. The text SENORGIF.COM is at the top left corner of the image.
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