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Pizza

Weight Gain · 9 days ago

Dont touch my burrp

A digital illustration of two furry characters. A massive, extremely obese green character with blue and pink ears and tail sits bloated. An orange canine-like character leans on the green character's body, feeding it a slice of pizza. Hand-drawn text surrounds them saying 'We both know you can fit more~', 'yay pizza', 'So Fat and Full BiG and ROund', and 'yummers'. A small inset in the top left shows the green character before getting this big, saying 'I'M SO Fat AND FULL ughhh'.

Air fryer

Composed Spider · 24 days ago

Pov: your bleeding out from 5 bullets in your chest, but the robber touches the air fryer

An illustration of Goku from Dragon Ball, in his Super Saiyan form, with spiky blond hair and green eyes, looking intensely serious or angry. He is partially obscured by shadow, with his chest and face visible, wearing a red top. A large, dark shadow of his head and spiky hair is cast on a textured grey background behind him.

Man

Willy b · 1 month ago

Politician

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Zionism and jihad are brothers

A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."

Thomas

mal♡ · 6 months ago

An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."

Lightsaber

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

Toe

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An image featuring a wizard-like figure with a long white beard and a hood, standing with arms outstretched, emanating light. Below him, a dragon is positioned amidst flames and lava. Overlaying this imagery are bullet points of text: 'This pisses me off for real. Manual breathing. Manual swallowing. Manual blinking. Your toes are touching. You're itchy. The Game.'

Humour

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a man smiling with text above him that says, "when bro ran out of 🥜 so you whip out your dihh and touch tips with him and 🥜 in his dihh so he gets a refill."

Voice

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

Hand

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Dice

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Count dooku

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool." The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Social Interaction

Anonymous · 2 years ago

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

Two meerkats are hugging each other. The text says "When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it."

Floor

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

Spongebob is looking sad, seemingly about to fall over, with his arms stretched out. The comment says, "noo his spoochie touching the floor 😭".

Tonight

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A brown, knitted doll figure, Sackboy, stands with arms out. Text says, "You're getting touched tonight!" Hot air balloons float in the background.

Life

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Prank

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

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