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32 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Parody

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.
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  • 9/11

    19 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    An aerial night view shows the Kaaba in Mecca during a pilgrimage, surrounded by a large crowd of people. An airplane flies low over the scene. The text overlay reads "9/11 revenge."
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  • Location

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A tweet that says, "America so weirdddd, what u mean u live in Massivehugetits."
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  • Ice Cream

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    An image shows an ice cream bar with almonds with sections highlighted and labeled "ummmm...", "amazing", "amazing but will end soon". The last section is a picture of a beaver gnawing on a tree.
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  • Sentence

    2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A black and white zigzag pattern creates an optical illusion that reveals a hidden sentence when viewed correctly. The image contains the text "Find Hidden Sentence" at the top and the hidden sentence reads "It is your responsibility to find happiness."
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  • Party

    2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel features an illustration of Mario in a cheerful pose with the text "Invite friends over for 'party'." The bottom panel shows a scene from a Mario game with characters positioned precariously above two large, green, man-eating plants, with the text "Make them fight for their lives above man-eating plant."
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  • Light

    3 views · Swf · 1 year ago
    The meme shows two contrasting images of Mr. Incredible. The text at the top asks, "How to turn on a light?" On the left, the text reads, "People who know," accompanied by a brightly lit, smiling image of Mr. Incredible. On the right, the text says, "People who don't know," showing a darkened, distressed version of the same character.
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  • Problem

    2 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

    ehehhe everything.

    A meme showing a screenshot of a post. The text reads "Them: What is wrong with you?? Me: Nothing.". Below the text is a frame of a person looking up and to the left with a serious expression.
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  • Breakup

    2 views · 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Backflip

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"
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  • Cat

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A line of six cats walking on a carpet towards the viewer. The first cat is sitting. Light from a window is shining on the carpet.
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  • Oil

    121 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?
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  • Body

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."
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  • Alien

    4 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".
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  • Backyard

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"
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  • Spider

    2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."
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  • Moon

    1 view · Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
    The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the words 'in my eyes', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky with an orange glow and surrounding dark clouds. On the right, under the words 'in my phone', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky, the moon being very bright and clear, surrounded by darkness.
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  • Mental Health

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".
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  • Stuff

    1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".
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