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Wilber boot ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘

So true though!!!

A bar graph titled "What gives people feelings of power" compares the power one gets from money, status, and winning in a school dodge ball game. Winning at dodge ball is shown as the largest bar.

TheForeverVirgin

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

welcome to hell

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

blach66

The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

blach66

An image from the game Among Us with a black crewmate pressing the emergency meeting button. The text on the image reads: "WHEN MY BROTHER PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST" and "EMERGENCY MEETING".

blach66

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

blach66

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

blach66

The image consists of three stacked satellite shots of a snowy landscape, with text on top that reads "The minecraft chunks are glitching out again."

JakeFromFakeFarm

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a cartoon cloud character named Cloudy. The card has attacks called 'Thunderstorm' and 'EgGz'. The card details include 'Cumulus cloud Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown'. The bottom of the card has copyright information: 'Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102'.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

killer of bears 101

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Jjisfunny2011

me when an essay is due

$The image shows Bart Simpson sitting in a chair with a bored expression. Above him, the text reads: "Me: \"I'll do it at 6\" Time: 6:05 Me: \"Wow, looks like I gotta wait until 7 now\""$

tensebot501

dick

The image shows two panels comparing angry mothers in anime and real life. The top panel has an anime woman with big eyes and a slightly pouty face. The bottom panel shows two real women, one behind the other, swinging a very large sword-like object. The text on the image says, "Angry moms in anime:" above the first panel and, "Angry moms in real life:" above the second panel.

tensebot501

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

LoveIy Perv

A picture of Dora the Explorer and Boots. Dora is saying, "I'M DORA!" and below, it says "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"

SmileU

Your life is a lie

The image shows a cartoon figure with a yellow exterior and a cross-section revealing simplified organs and bones. The text reads, 'THIS IS WHAT A NORMAL HEALTHY HUMAN LOOKS LIKE'.

ohio nugget

me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am

A baby with messy hair and a serious expression is looking straight at the camera.

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