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GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."

A photograph of a crudely constructed mace-like weapon lying on a wooden floor. The weapon has a wooden handle wrapped with black electrical tape, a spiked head made of several metallic, pointed objects, and a silver-colored, teardrop-shaped butt plug attached to the very end of the handle. The text on the image reads: "I found this in my friend's basement. What is this? Posted in r/ItemShop".

A meme showing three identical images of actor Hugh Jackman's face, side-by-side. The leftmost image is a vibrant purple, representing 'Hue Jackman'. The middle image is a very vibrant orange, representing 'Saturation Jackman'. The rightmost image is significantly faded and nearly grayscale, representing 'Lightness Jackman'. The text above the images reads: 'Hue Jackman and his brothers Saturation Jackman and Lightness Jackman'.

A split image shows a man resembling Mr. Beast. On the left, he holds an angle grinder with a circular grinding wheel pointed towards the camera. On the right, he holds a rusty, old-looking pistol. Above the images, the text reads "Mr. Heat 🔥". Below what appears to be a social media post, the text says "It's old. But it still bark!!"

A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"

A historical portrait of Vlad the Impaler, a man with a long nose, dark mustache, and long dark hair, wearing an ornate hat with jewels and a gold-trimmed tunic. The text overlay reads: "TRUST ME. YOU ONLY HAVE TO IMPALE A FEW OF THEM. THE REST WILL GO HOME."

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

A painting features a man standing on a rocky outcrop, holding a red lightsaber. In the background, Star Destroyer-type spaceships float through the sky, with a vast mountain landscape shrouded in mist.

The image shows a meme with three panels featuring Thanos. In the first panel, Thor is grabbing Thanos by the head. In the second panel, someone is using a spoon to force-feed Thanos peas. In the third panel, Thanos has the face of Shaquille O'Neal.

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

A still image of Bernie Sanders, an older man with white hair and glasses, wearing a brown winter coat, standing outdoors in a snowy or cold environment. He looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Above the image, text reads 'Me: My cat at 4am:'. Below him, superimposed text on a dark bar reads 'I am once again asking for your constant attention and salmon.'

A man's face, wet and contorted in anguish, as if crying or screaming in despair. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Hitler in hell after being sentenced to an eternity of goonmaxxing to Turkish futa hentai without busting."

A close-up, front-facing image of a creature that appears to be a hybrid of a koala and a human. It has the grey, furry ears and general head shape of a koala, but the facial features, including the eyes, nose, mouth, and chin, are distinctly human, with visible skin texture and faint stubble. The creature has a neutral to slightly smirking expression, and its chest area, which is also human-like, is visible at the bottom.

A screenshot of a tweet from a user named Light Chocolate and Whole… (@MisterOWL9). The tweet reads: 'You haven't heard some weird shit until you fuck a deaf girl. Sounded like I was beating a baby seal.' Below the tweet, it shows '10:02 PM

5/21/19

Twitter for iPhone'.

An image of Rihanna smiling, posing on a yellow background with the words "FENTY BEAUTY" repeated across it. She is wearing a strapless light yellow dress and has long blonde hair.

A screenshot of an online poll. The question asks, "If you had to DELETE a song from history, which one would it be?" The options are listed with album art, song titles, and percentages of votes: "4 Your Eyez Only" (27%), "m.A.A.d city" (9%), "Can't Tell Me Nothing" (59%), and "N.Y. State of Mind" (5%). The poll has received 9.3K votes.

A man with short blonde hair, identified as Eminem, looks directly at the camera, raising both hands with his middle fingers extended. He is wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt with white stripes on the sleeves and a grey collar. The background appears to be an elevator. The text asks, "If Eminem and Christina Aguilera fought to the death, who would you want to win?"

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

What is eh on abt

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

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