Tininess memes

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.