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big [fire] balls

naz
@Nazxca
There is only one thing girls want,
and it starts with a P and ends in
a S.

big [fire] balls

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Anonymous

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

✨Jassy✨

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

A Star Wars Fan

A concrete wall is spray-painted with a list in red. The list says: "Things I hate: 1. Vandalism, 2. Irony, 3. Lists."

Heroin Monkey

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

tabs1528

A man wearing a white hard hat and sunglasses sits on a couch in front of a muted background. Text above and below the man provide context: "ADHDers that take on life without medication:" above and "Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down" below.

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Jazzy💕

A woman is crying while holding a telephone receiver to her ear. The text above the image says, "Me calling my best friend when the smallest inconvenient thing happens to me."

Jazzy💕

smh

A meme showing a person with a skeptical expression and the text: "Me: Things can't possibly get any worse. Things:"

BOOTY$MACKA

A person grabs the buttocks of a person wearing pants. Above the image, text reads: "Hold on tight to the good things in life."

countryhumans memes

so true

Two-panel comic. In the first panel, an exchange takes place where one character asks to copy the other's homework. The response is to make it look different so it's not obvious. The second panel shows a country ball on the left, and a country person on the right.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."

rapboat

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lmao

A person with cat ear filters and heart stickers on their face is smiling while the text says "They both choke on plastic". The post asks, "what is common between turtles and lesbians?"

cuesta99

A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

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