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29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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  • Burger

    16 views · Raptor · 1 year ago
    A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."
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  • Windows

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"
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  • Word

    45 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."
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  • They

    5 views · RealBoat · 1 year ago
    Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
This seriously might be the single best lyric ever
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    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A drawing shows a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I'm okay." The figure is hunched over and chained to several round objects labeled "HORNY.". The text above the drawing reads, "be kind to people. u never know the burdens they carry around."
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  • Count dooku

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."
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  • Religion

    128 views · Willy b · 1 year ago
    The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.
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  • Pig

    28 views · Willy b · 1 year ago
    A cartoon shows a wolf looking at a house made of wolf skulls. On top of the house is a pink pig. Text below reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message."
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  • Block

    44 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image shows a periodic table with some elements arranged as blocks from the game Tetris, with the text "how they REALLY made the periodic table" above it.
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  • Hawk tuah

    2 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago
    The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂
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  • Grandmother

    5 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

    We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

    A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.
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  • Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".
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  • Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    An image of a platypus in its natural habitat. Text above the animal reads "They said I could be anything" and text below it reads "so I became everything."
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  • Platypus

    5 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.
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  • Death

    2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."
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  • Alien

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."
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  • Backyard

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"
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  • Selfie

    32 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."
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  • Turkey

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A bottle of peach flavored iced tea called "didi" is being held in a hand. Text overlays the image: "Tf going on in Turkey bru? They done give me the Diddy juice."
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