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A close-up image of a person wearing a costume resembling George Washington with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text on the image reads: "George Washington time traveling to 2023 and seeing furries for the first time."

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a shocked expression, his hand covering his mouth. Text above him reads "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."

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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

blach66

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man smiling with the text "I mugged someone." The second panel shows the same man with a shocked expression and the text "That someone was your wife."

Dawson Maxey

A man is sitting in a bathtub filled with brown liquid. The text above him reads: "Never trust a fart."

Daddy dick

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

TheForeverVirgin

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Inessa :)

when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

Kaylaツ

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

GG Miller

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

DADDY sus aka the king

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The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

ohio_armpit

me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door

A close-up of a man's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth.

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

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A light gray dog looks surprised with wide eyes. A hand is holding a yellow flower near its nose. Above, the text reads, "DUDE, I JUST PEED ON THAT..."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I hope it's a dog

A drum kit is wrapped in green gift paper with little white dog designs. The text "I hope it's a dog" is written above the image.

The Ugly Rat

When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:

A black and white cartoon drawing of a man, Nicolas Cage, with a surprised and slightly amused expression.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."

AnimeGuy

!!!

The image shows a two-panel reaction picture. The top panel depicts a character with green hair and a band-aid looking surprised. The text reads, "when you hear your favorite song". The bottom panel shows the same character with dark hair, his eyes wide and white, looking startled and a little horrified. There are white beams coming from his eyes. The text reads "but it turns out to be the remix".

DaBaba_G

Partyyy

Three people are looking at a red Elmo puppet on a counter, they all show shock, especially the man in the middle, the others have hands up in the air.

Kamui_JAMAL

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An image shows a large bomb hanging from a ceiling. The text below reads: "This prank is going to be crazy" with two skull emojis.

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