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Prison

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

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Society

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Sure

The image shows a person with the 'troll face' superimposed on their head, standing in an outdoor setting with leafless trees and a walking path. There is snow on the ground. The text below the person reads "I am once again asking to accept me into society."

Vote

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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College

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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Cigarette

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Newspaper

Wade · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

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Girlfriend

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

toastie will you do this with me

A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Kiss

rylee ♡ · 2 years ago

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

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Toy

incompetent ricecel_69 · 2 years ago

The Bingles

A black and white photo of the band The Beatles. Above their heads it reads, "We'll take four happy meals please", and below reads "Make sure they got boy toys in em".

Code

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

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Girlfriend

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Overreaction

jeremiah96731 · 3 years ago

i dont even understand this but oh well

The image shows two Kermit the Frog puppets side by side. The one on the left looks normal, while the one on the right is wearing a dark hooded cloak. Above the Kermits are two lines of text. The first line says, "Me: 'I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this'". The second line says "Me to me: 'Overreact.'"

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Sugar

blach66 · 3 years ago

A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".

Teacher

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

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Date

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Inside, outside.

The image is a split panel. On the left, a person is shown with a comical, wide-eyed, and sinister grin, with the text "My friends head:" and "A DATE?". On the right, another person is shown looking casual and bored, with the text "Outside of her:" and "Sure, I guess."

Patience

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Me :

The image shows two panels. The upper panel is labeled "My head:" and shows a woman's face with a displeased expression. The text below her says "EXPERIENCING THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT OF PATIENCE". The lower panel is labeled "Outside of me:" and shows a happy girl with a pile of books, saying "HAHA. SURE! CLASS 7, RIGHT?"

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Bunch

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows two CDs, each next to each other like eyes on a face. Above, the text says, "I have a bunch of old albums. Would you like 2 CDs? - yeah sure" and below the text says, "To see Deez Nuts!"

Pokemon

mariotime · 3 years ago

cringe pokemon

A four panel comic showing Pikachu and Lucario arguing about who has more fans. Pikachu says, "Hey Lucario, did you know I have more fans than you? Shall we settle it then? OG for life." Lucario says, "Greetings Pikachu, you underestimate my fans. They will make sure I will prevail. Hmph yes, lets. Come to my aid fans and." At the bottom, both characters are shown with a like or a heart and shout "for me".

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Week

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I never knew this 😶

A yellow minion with big eyes and an open mouth, looking surprised. On the left, the text says, "It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF." In the lower right corner, in a black box, it says, "GOOD MORNING!"

Cat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

look at the cutest cat ever

A brown cat with green eyes is lying on a purple surface. The text above the cat reads: "If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame it on the dog."

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