Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Jokes TV
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Gay jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Black jokes
Orphan jokes
Incest jokes
Dark Humor
Abuse jokes
Prostitution jokes
Indian jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Abortion jokes
Short jokes
Cancer jokes
Priest jokes
Racism jokes
Lesbian jokes
Offensive jokes
Jesus jokes
Kobe jokes
All categories

Frequently asked questions (FAQ)

Jokes
Memes
Community

Speed memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Sonic

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Ad

Machine Gun

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Driver

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"

Ad

Football

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Problem

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A still from the TV show 'The Office', shows Michael Scott in a blue shirt running away. The text above says, "You can't just run away from your problems forever." The caption under Michael says, "Me: I'm fast. I'm very fast."

Ad

Feminist

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Ad

Lawyer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."

Dildo

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ad

Jon

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A digitally altered image of the cartoon cat Garfield with blue fur and spikes like the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. The image has text that reads "I am speed, Jon."

Unicorn

Wade · 2 years ago

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

Ad

Message

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

Last Word

randomone · 2 years ago

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

Ad

Goat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Airplane

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image presents a comparison of speeds, with four sections each with a cartoon image, a bar indicating the speed, and a name. The first section depicts a cheetah running, with a small yellow bar labeled 'CHEETAH'. The second section shows an airplane flying, with a medium yellow bar labeled 'AIRPLANE'. The third section features a yellow ball moving with speed lines, and has a long red bar labeled 'SPEED OF LIGHT'. The fourth section contains a rage comic character and a very long red bar labeled 'THE SPEEDS MY FARTS TRAVEL AT'. The fourth section also has a biohazard icon.

Ad

Zombie apocalypse team

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Zombie Apocalypse

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Ad

Fun

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows a graveyard with headstones and green grass. A banner in the foreground reads "COME JOIN THE FUN!"

Eye

blach66 · 3 years ago

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

Ad

Pineapple

blach66 · 3 years ago

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Trophy

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

Speeed suckys messy good

A child with a large forehead and slightly crooked teeth is holding a golden trophy. He has a funny expression.

Previous
Next
- 1
- 2
- 3