Small Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Scam

A close-up photograph of a bald Black man with a mustache driving a vehicle, looking intensely and suspiciously directly ahead. Text above reads: "when you know Minimalism is just a scam by big small to sell more less but just can't prove it yet".

Asteroid

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Survival

A vintage-style instructional poster depicts a serious-looking man in a suit extending his hand in a 'stop' gesture towards a choker with a bell. To his left, a list of items includes a maid dress, cat ears, and thigh-high stockings, each with a green checkmark and approval text: 'Sure', 'Definitely', 'Yea'. The choker with a bell has a red 'X' and the text 'NO'. The top banner reads: 'KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.'

Cat

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Jokes

Orange

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

Status

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Donation

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.