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꒰ঌ 𝓚𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓮𝓵 ໒꒱
10 hours ago

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A split image. The left side features a cashier in a blue polo shirt standing behind a checkout counter with text that reads: "The store cashier on Valentines watching me buy the cheapest sh@tgun and a single shell". The right side shows a screenshot of a YouTube comment from @Jaziel7-mg9 that says: "sir it's for me I promise".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a TripAdvisor web page. The page displays a title 'The 10 Best Restaurants in Birmingham'. Below the title, an image shows a Shell gas station with multiple fuel pumps under a large yellow and red canopy. Text below the image reads '1. Shell Garage', followed by five green circles representing a five-star rating, then '(127) • Open Now'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    SS tierlist

    The image is a tier list with six categories, from 'SB Favorite' at the top to 'SSS' at the bottom. Each tier has a different image: 'SB Favorite' has Spongebob and Shell Shockers; 'S' has a picture of Still Standing and a sign pointing to Sunday and Saturday; 'Smash' has a picture of an Adolf and the Subway Surfer game; 'SS' contains an image of the victims of the Apalachee High School shooting and Sylvester the cat saying, 'Sufferin' Succotash!'; 'Scum of the Earth' has a social security card of John Doe and a map of South Sudan; and 'SSS' has a picture of a cruise ship and the Super Bowl Sunday logo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."
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  • Adolf kitler
    1 year ago

    I like catles

    A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"
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  • Cupツ
    1 year ago

    true to some ppl

    A woman in a pink top and black shorts is bending over the front of a car. The text reads: I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50. GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT PORCH REPAINTED.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"
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  • Thoughtless
    2 years ago

    Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

    A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A black gun, possibly a shotgun, is lying on a patterned cloth. Next to it is a magazine with two orange shotgun shells in it. The text on the image says: "You see Ivan, For extra power put shotgun shells in Kalashnikov."
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  • Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256
    3 years ago

    How a regular Valentines day goes:

    A drawing shows a tall character with a gray color palette wearing a winter hat and jacket, holding a pink box of chocolate. Speech bubbles near the character say, "hope she'll like it" and "chocolate". Next to this character is another, smaller character with pink hair whose speech bubble says, "Happy white Valentine!!" and "waht! up vuv?" There are some decorative pink hearts and squiggles around the image.
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