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Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

Jazzy💕

An image of Donald Trump with Homer Simpson's face photoshopped on his face along with the text "I have laughed so hard at this over the last 10 minutes that I felt the urge to share."

Anonymous

An image of an iPhone message thread. One message says, "Missing u like crazy rn.." The response is, "What the fuck." Then, the first person writes, "Shit autoco" and "Autocorrect." Below that is a message from AT&T stating, "All of the add'l 1GB of shared data added to your plan in this billing period is used. We've added another shared 1GB FOR $15 to your plan for use through 3/20/2022. Avoid add'l data charges by using our..."

RapBoat

Drake and Kendrick Lamar are pictured standing close together, with an overlaying text that reads: "If they weren't beefin and had to share the same bed would they explore each other's bodies? I say yes."

MEME LORD

A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.

Anonymous

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

RapBoat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Heroin Monkey

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

RapBoat

The text on the black background reads: "Eminem vs Shady vs Marshall. Shady makes you laugh. Eminem makes you think. Marshall makes you cry."

RapBoat

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want to get fucked in the ass
J. COLE "VILLUMINATI"
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MADE WITH THE GENIUS APP
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wantabigtiddygothgf. 41m
"If you wanna get fucked in the ass that's between
you and whoever else's dick it is" don't never
fucking disrespect Cole like this trynna take shit out
of context. Gay ass Nigga stupid bitch delete this
fucking shit post
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RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit post about a female Uzi fan asking for song recommendations. A user offers to pay for a video of her feet with Uzi playing in the background. Another user then says they're shutting down the subreddit for a week.

DAP ME UP

why so many

I will give away one
N-Word pass for every
like on this video
@manlikeisaac Subscribed
Spread the word.
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Heroin Monkey

The text in the image says "JUST MADE CRACK IN THE AIR FRYER!!! THE CITY IS MINE".

Heroin Monkey

A news headline reports that Chester the Liberty Mutual Bird has passed away at age 32. The top part of the meme shows the Liberty Mutual commercial with the actor and the Emu. The bottom part of the meme shows a man saluting and crying.

Blach66.1

A screenshot of the Google Play Store page for the Kuda money app, which is advertised as being for Africans. Text overlaid on the image questions the phrasing, suggesting the app is for "Africans for money".

Heroin Monkey

A still from an animated movie. A man is shown with a suspicious look on his face, while a woman is standing behind him reading a book. Text at the bottom reads, "Those chickens are up to something. 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True."

timmyy

When he shares screen on call

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

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