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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a shark in the center, looking straight at the viewer, with two orcas on either side, all in an underwater setting. The text above the image says: "When two people are talking to me at the same time."

Lil’ bro

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Anonymous

The image shows two maps, one of Oman and one of Yemen. Above the map of Oman is written: "Using the Drake format". Above the map of Yemen is written: "Using whatever this is".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-part Twitter post. The first is a request from Bosnia and Herzegovina to Croatia for access to the Adriatic Sea, showing a map with the landlocked status of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The second part is a response from Croatia with a picture of Megamind making a pout with the words “NO BEACHES?” written on it.

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Orcas do it best

A black and white cartoon image depicts an orca with a small, dark figure flying into its mouth. There are splashes of red. The image also includes Japanese text that sounds like "kya", as well as musical notes and the sound "run, run".

big [fire] balls

A manatee swimming in water with the text "OK AND?" written above it.

big [fire] balls

A seal is rolling in the sand underwater. The video shows the animal moving around and stirring up sand. The bottom of the sea is visible. In the upper right corner a fish can be seen.

Cupツ

The image shows a stack of pizza boxes from Seasons Pizza. The text on the boxes reads "SEASONS PIZZA" and "FIND US ON @SEASONS".

Anonymous

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SEA
boutta flex seal my ass

Jazzy💕

W pit bull

Heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to
bite a child

Anonymous

A list titled "music taste" ranks different music genres from really obscure indie shit at number 1, through metal and/or dubstep, sea shanties, lofi, airhorn covers, 100 gecs, vocaloid, smooth jazz to classical at number 9.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

The Radio Demon

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Heroin Monkey

The image contains four pictures. The first one is a set of keys, the second one a brown wallet, the third one a cell phone, and the fourth one a map of Poland. Above these four pictures, there is a text "Things that disappear at regular intervals". Below the map are the words "Lithuania, Baltic Sea, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Warsaw, Ukraine, Germany, Katowice, Czech Republic, Slovakia.".

tabs1528

For those who know

The meme consists of three panels, each with text on the left and the 'Meme Man' on the right. The first panel reads: 'U swim in the sea and hear the reaper sound', next to an image of the Meme Man with hands on his head, labelled 'Panik'. The second panel shows: 'Ur not playing Subnautica' next to the Meme Man with a calm face labelled 'Kalm'. The final panel repeats: 'Ur not playing Subnautica', but the Meme Man looks distressed and is labelled 'Panik'.

T.walk1992

water

A drawing of Hagrid's head emerging from the water. The word "Water" is written in white text at the bottom left of the image.

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Bozo

omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic

A screenshot of a forum post discussing what would happen to Merlopia when the merge happens. Comments suggest it could be buried or merge with another kingdom. There is also an image of a face blurred, likely from a video game or animation.

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