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Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Cosmo the Intern

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

jefferyo100

The image shows two panels of Moe from The Simpsons. In the top panel, he looks angry and is holding a shotgun. The text reads: "You when a 9 year old says 'sus'". In the bottom panel, Moe is smoking and his face is blackened. The text reads: "You when your parents say 'sus'"

A Star Wars Fan

A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".

Heroin Monkey

WTF
WHICH ONE CAN SAY THE N WORD

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
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just say the album good nigga wtf

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

MEME LORD

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a smiling couple in a car, with the woman saying "I wanna feel like a princess" and the man responding with "Say no more" in speech bubbles. The bottom panel shows a car crashed into a wall.

CrackedRuby_alt

💀

Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

A panda's face is shown very close up. The text on top says: "how i look at bro during WW3 when he says 'bot lobbies' after slaughtering a village of unarmed civilians".

Heroin Monkey

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".

RealBoat

Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
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Heroin Monkey

A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."

Heroin Monkey

A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.

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Say no to smoking !!

A digital drawing of a person with black hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in their mouth. There are two additional images. One in the top left corner of a green worm smoking a cigarette and in the bottom right corner of a similar worm looking creature also smoking a cigarette. The text "Say no to smoking!!" is also present in the image.

Heroin Monkey

These guys say women YouTubers
can't go to heaven because men have
masturbated over them
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Rubbed one out for them, now no
one goes to heaven.

Heroin Monkey

Three puppet characters are sitting on a bench in a park with fall foliage. The puppet to the left is Elmo. He is red with big eyes and a big nose. There are two other puppets next to him. The meme has the text "But what if Elmo is just singing along to Elmo's favorite song? Can Elmo say it then?"

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