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Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

DIANEE

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.

Anonymous

...?

A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."

Anonymous

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

MEME LORD

A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.

RhymeKing

The image shows the text "Roses are red, I like cake:" above a screenshot from a YouTube video. The video shows a woman with a surprised expression. At the bottom of the video, the title reads "A man saved me from drowning, but now I am suing him for rape." The video creator's name is also visible as "Cassidy Boon."

Heroin Monkey

i love school chromebooks

Heroin Monkey

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Heroin Monkey

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

Heroin Monkey

A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three vertically stacked screenshots of Youtube videos featuring Deji. The first video is titled 'How To Break Into A House' with 1M views from 6 years ago, the second is titled 'Fans Broke Into My House' with 2.3M views from 2 years ago. The bottom panel shows the face of a laughing older man.

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