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Relaxation Memes

Heroin Monkey

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

Things you never tell a Latina
-Chill
-I'm breaking up with you
-Lower your voice
-Calm down
-Relax
-You're crazy
[stares in Spanish]

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Thoughtless

Two men are lying on beach towels, soaking up the sun. The man on the left is bald, with sunglasses, and covered in tattoos. The man on the right has light brown hair and no tattoos. They're both wearing patterned shorts. Beach accessories like a bag, a book, a towel, and a phone are nearby.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

Nateツ

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a close-up of someone's legs submerged in water, with the text "taking a relaxing bath." written above and "justgirlythings" underneath. The bottom panel shows a black and white image of a man in a bathtub holding a toaster with a coffee mug and a dog nearby. The visual contrast between the two pictures creates a humorous effect.

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

mal

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

Chexers

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

✨Jassy✨

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

✨Jassy✨

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

✨Jassy✨

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

NICE B*TCH

THIS IS ME ALL DAY

A tabby kitten is curled up and sleeping on a blue surface.

《 rmk 》

yas

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a person in a suit holding a microphone, labeled 'Me at work'. The right side shows the same person wearing a banana costume, labeled 'Me at home'.

Hollow Knight Beater

HK fans get only

A two-panel cartoon shows a yoga instructor and a student. The instructor is a tall, black-and-white, bug-like creature with long arms, sitting cross-legged on a colored mat. The student is a shorter, similar creature. A speech bubble above them reads "...and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind..." The second panel shows the student releasing loud, dark, chaotic energy.