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Heroin Monkey

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

big [fire] balls

A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".

Anonymous

This just inspired me to take action.

A black and white kitten with blue eyes sits on a wooden floor. There is a text bubble near the kitten's head that reads, "You will die with regrets."

shaylie lol

A man is half-buried in the ground with a grave stone and flowers in the background. The text reads: "Me thinking about something awkward I said two years ago."

shaylie lol

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

Chexers

A group of six clowns wearing different costumes and makeup are sitting at tables in a room. The text above the image says, "My past selves watching me make the same mistakes."

timmyy

True

Homer Simpson looking shocked and concerned with his mouth open. The text above him says, "When you say something and it came out meaner than expected."

✨Jassy✨

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Lucifer

Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's

The image is composed of three cropped segments that show a sculpture of a figure entirely made of spaghetti. The top left panel shows the figure in a seated position, and the text 'I ate too much spaghetti' is overlaid on the image. The top right panel shows a closer view of the spaghetti figure's face, revealing blue eyes. The bottom panel shows the same face as the panel above and includes the text 'Now I regretti', as well as a TikTok handle that reads '@08_nurik_08'.

mariotime

run runnnnnnn

A cartoon image of Peter Griffin from Family Guy running in a field. Above him, in white text on a black background, it says: "NEVE SEARCH FOR 'DREAM MASK SUS REMIX' ON YT" Below him in white text on a black background, it says: "WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE".