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Heroin Monkey

A text conversation screenshot where a person with the name Jessica says "I tried callin." and then "This Jessica btw". The other person asks "Fed or bot?" and the person replies with "Bye". Below the conversation there is an image of the cartoon characters Kim Possible and Johnny Bravo, the latter with a gun pointing and stating "ANSWER THE QUESTION". Jessica replies “Fed”.

blach66

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

Anonymous

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

MU’S BEST FRIEND

DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Anonymous

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

Heroin Monkey

63 0060
Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

Grizzlymilk

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

Anonymous

The image shows a text saying "LAZY PERSON FACT 7849367: YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT NUMBER" above a picture of a person pointing and saying "You got me there".

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Chexers

still am rn

A cartoon woman with brown hair and a blue top covering her mouth, looking disgusted. The text says: "When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you actually are."

I_expose_idiots

A man is sprinkling something into the air. The text above him says "Just the intro." The text below him says "Keep reading ;)"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

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the best ANIME joke ever!!

A panel with four anime characters. One is confused because someone thinks the manga "Bleach" is over. The first character asks 'You stop reading Bleach, because you thought Bleach is done?'. The second character asks 'What? Bleach is still ongoing?'. The third character asks 'What's Bleach?'. The fourth character answers 'Yah... I thought it's over 3 years ago...'.

GG Miller

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

shaylie lol

A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.

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