15+ Best Raise Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Time

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

School

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

Speed Limit

A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.

Rent

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Teacher

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

School

The image shows a text exchange on the left and a close-up of a distressed face on the right. The text reads, "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Classroom

master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Case

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Parent

A meme with text that reads '#GrowingUpSpoiled When your parents complain about you being a spoiled brat like they didn't raise you.' Below the text is a photo of a man with a confused expression and question marks superimposed around his face.

Answer

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

Student

Fr tho

A meme shows text on the left and a Woody face on the right. The text reads: "Clasmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Snitch

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

Jay-Z

A photo of Jay-Z, a black man with dreadlocks and round glasses, wearing a light-colored suit over a turtleneck. He has a serious or slightly weary expression. The image is a screenshot of a tweet by Royce Lopez which reads, "Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids."

Word

Shitpost-master general

A tabby cat sits patiently with text above it that reads, "Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder."

Home

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Jokes

Orphan

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Congressman

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

Suicide

Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?

Half of the class: *raises hand*

Teacher: ...

The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*