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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

RapBoat

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Heroin Monkey

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
my pussy so wet no child in africa would be
thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire
continent
08:52 AM - 03 Feb 14
24.8K Retweet 2,418 Quote Tweets 147K Likes

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.

timmyy

When he shares screen on call

Heroin Monkey

A landscape photo of a lake and mountains with the text "Some bullshit quote" and "Famous person" superimposed.

CrackedRuby_alt

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

THE WJE PURGE HAS STARTED!

A black and white image shows a man with a mustache wearing glasses and a headset and smoking a cigarette. Below him in large white letters are the words "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS".

Toast ツ

Wait, that's not the line

A black and white drawing of a man with a beard yelling. There is a speech bubble with the text "WE ARE NOT THE WALKING DEAD!"

Toast ツ

Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

tensebot501

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

✨Jassy✨

Lmao

A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."

✨Jassy✨

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

GG Miller

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

Cahyani Ambara

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Kayla

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

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