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African Wise Proverb Quote

A quote against a tan background that reads, "A man, who swallows a whole coconut, has a complete faith in his anus. Wise African Proverb."

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
27
@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

A Minecraft character face is on the left side of the image and on the right side, a text that says: "Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. - Nerf @nerfgraham2013."

A split image showing Pusha T on the left and a bowl of spicy ramen on the right.

A man with glasses sits in a car with a stained roof. The text overlayed on the image says, "Daddy will be home very soon, Kitten."

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

The image shows three lines, each labeled with a different description. The first line is a straight line. The second line is a dash line. The third line has the label "iconic line:" above a scene from "Grey's Anatomy" where a woman says, "I go a little dark and twisty... but then I come back."

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

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