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Heroin Monkey

A light brown kitten is sitting in a purple pocket with a flower on it. Above the pocket it says "Pocket pussy".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'

Anonymous

they got pussy on VR

Jazzy💕

COSMO um???

well, i like pussy
43 seconds ago
but i also love blach's bussy
20 seconds ago

Anonymous

tay a
@p8int
pussy tighter than an aztec clay face
mask
6:30 PM 2020-05-23 Twitter for iPhone
18.8K Retweets 102K Likes

Anonymous

Text Message
Today 1:54 AM
You a pussy ass nigga
Who is this?
The nigga you robbed
lon do those things wrong
number
Sorry
I'm trying
Get that nigga cuh

Flappy.

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

Heroin Monkey

this convo is crazy

Jake " 3 hours ago
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
amy 3 hours ago
thats cray
Jake " 3 hours ago
amy "
wow jake prolly jerks off to pics of madi
You don't know that
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
BUDDY
leo
3 hours ago
Jake "
Yes I saw Madi's tits and pussy
i've seen her face
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
U ONLY SAW TITS
Im With Stupid 3 hours ago
wtf....
Donut Drawzz 3 hours ago
CAUSE OF CLEVAGE
amy " 3 hours ago
Jake "

Heroin Monkey

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
my pussy so wet no child in africa would be
thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire
continent
08:52 AM - 03 Feb 14
24.8K Retweet 2,418 Quote Tweets 147K Likes

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Heroin Monkey

The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."

Bozo

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".