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Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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    Parody

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme featuring Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" with a very big belly, appearing in a movie poster that reads: Saving Pregnant Brian. In the background, there is a landscape with a soldier silhouette.
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  • Baby

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."
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    Farm

    gyattohio · 1 year ago
  • A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."
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  • Name

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Facebook comments section. Kerri Thorpe comments, "This is actually a disgusting video, my sons names jaxx and regardless of what others think of it he loves his name. Gosh imagine making this video while pregnant also, embarrassing." Natalie Anne Forde replies, "Jax means toilet here in ireland 🇮🇪".
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    Pregnancy

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two drawings of people. On the left, there's a woman with orange hair in a ponytail, wearing a black top. On the right, there's a man with purple hair, glasses and an angry face with mouth open. The text on the image reads: "Only Females can get Pregnant" above the woman, and "SOURCE!?!" below the man.
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  • Muslim

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A close-up selfie of the streamer Ninja with bright blue hair, sitting in a car and wearing a seatbelt. A text overlay reads: 'Just roundhouse kicked another pregnant muslim in the stomach, thank me later #bombdefused'.
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    Fat

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago
  • UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS

    A man with a beard and a cat filter on his face points his finger. The text above him says, "Potentially Pregnant."
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  • Kill

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."
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    Uncle

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.
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  • Wife

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."
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    Pregnancy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Pregnancy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post that says "Me when mommy was pregnant and swallowed daddy's cummies" above an image of Spongebob Squarepants with his eyes closed and hands on his belly saying "Mmmm"
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    Horse

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."
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  • Pie

    mal♡ · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".
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