Power memes

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."