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Chatbot

81 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 days ago

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Carrot

36 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

A cartoon illustration showing the blue Sesame Street monster, Grover, standing in a room. He is triumphantly placing a carrot onto a stone pedestal labeled "Carrot." A sign on the wall in the background reads "The Carrot Room." Grover has a speech bubble saying, "Aha! This is where it belongs."

Nicolas Maduro

243 views · Cosmo idk · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a picture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro giving a thumbs up in front of an American flag. The headline reads 'Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat'. The date is January 7, 2026, and the lead text mentions the 2028 presidential race taking a turn following events in Venezuela.

Consequence

248 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot featuring a video of a wealthy man in a white shirt tasting wine presented by a server holding a bottle. Text overlays indicate the location is 'Marbella Club, Málaga.' The comment section shows a user asking, 'what happens if he dislikes the wine,' and another user replying with the extremely vulgar and dark punchline: 'He rapes the owner of the restaurant.'

Restraint

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Voice

65 views · Anonymous · 9 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Hiroshima

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

The character Grug from "The Croods" stands in front of a black and white photograph of Hiroshima after it was bombed. The text says, "I call this Hiroshima (it rhymes with Grug)".

Mile

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A signpost points the way to "Goonpiper" which is half a mile away, and "Feock" which is 2 miles away.

Twitter

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "Twitter the only place where you can say 'punching new born babies is bad' and someone SOMEHOW will disagree with you."

Dick

144 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

County

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Shop

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A building with a "CP Shop" sign. The text overlayed reads: "No way it's this easy. 😂🙏"

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

Team

21 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

The image contains three sections. The top two show separate cows on roofs, a black cow and a brown and white cow. The bottom section depicts a cow dressed as a soldier, wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and holding a gun, in front of two other cow soldiers.

Gun violence

4 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.

Brick

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cross-section diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place. It shows a tunnel with an entrance hidden by bricks and rubble, a space for Saddam Hussein, and a "Garfield Shrine Room" with three Garfield movie covers and candles. Text on the image includes "SADDAM'S HIDING PLACE", "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble", "Garfield Shrine Room", "6ft", "Saddam Hussein", "Air vent", "Fan", and "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! Garfield".

M M

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture of a stone path with a white pavilion in the background. The text overlayed on the image reads "imagine tiddyfucking the green m&m here."

Technology

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".

Clothing

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two men stand in line at the counter of a convenience store. The man on the left wears a black hoodie with a wholesome, uplifting message for the person behind him: 'Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with you in it.' The man on the right wears a black t-shirt with a vulgar message on the back: 'ONLY WHORES CAN READ THIS.' The man on the left is positioned behind the man on the right, implying he is reading the insulting message.

Bread

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

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