Philosophy memes

Existence

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.