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Adolf kitler

A white cat sits on a blue blanket. Text on top reads: Mwehehehehehe

Adolf kitler

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Adolf kitler

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Adolf kitler

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Adolf kitler

A close up of a cat's face with big eyes. The text reads "Human... are you awake?"

Why should you care

The image shows a grumpy-looking cat with a caption. The text reads, 'LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STAY OVER THERE'.

Why should you care

Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

Adolf kitler

my cat grew legs

A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Heroin Monkey

A news headline reports that Chester the Liberty Mutual Bird has passed away at age 32. The top part of the meme shows the Liberty Mutual commercial with the actor and the Emu. The bottom part of the meme shows a man saluting and crying.

Heroin Monkey

A frog is partially stuck inside a DVD player with the text "What are you doing step frog?"

Heroin Monkey

A product container with the label "Thomas Pet" and the words "BITCH PILLS" above "Prenatal Supplement for Dogs", next to a picture of a dog. It also shows "Net Wt: 12 oz (340 g) Powder".

ADHD autist

My cat Whimsy!

A close-up shot of a plush toy cat with sparkly, colorful fur and big, pink eyes. It's sitting on a black surface, and there's a blurry background with a bookshelf and a TV.

Anonymous

look at the cutest cat ever

A brown cat with green eyes is lying on a purple surface. The text above the cat reads: "If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame it on the dog."

Xianna

Amoungus cat

A two-part image. In the first part, there is a turquoise backpack with a cat inside, sitting on a row of chairs. In the second part, a turquoise character that looks like a crewmate from the game Among Us has a cat inside instead of a face. It says "Cat was not the impostor."

Bryan

A white and brown cat with wide eyes is smiling at the viewer. Text on the image reads: "I KILLED A MOUSE FOR YOU... I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...ANYTHING."

Tsukuyomi

An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Adolf kitler

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

Mr.Cheese47

cheese

A cat is eating a piece of toast with the text 'gilled cheese' written above it.

Pankake

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The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

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