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Lil’ bro

The image displays a text asking, "Who invited the giant, furry peanut?" then answers with the text "Aunt Grizelda" in a light green box below the question. The background shows tree branches with green leaves and a blue sky.

Why should you care

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

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A cartoon image showing a boy named Greg standing with his arms outstretched, looking surprised or frustrated. Two adults stand behind him looking upset. On the ground is another boy lying flat, apparently the result of the party misunderstanding. The text bubble above Greg says: "I swear, I tried to tell him a Diddy party is not a regular party."

Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

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RapBoat Bonus

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

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Tf you mean Kevin heart was at a Diddy party 😕

A drawing of a person with pointy ears, messy hair, and a small crown. Their eyes are closed, and they are sweating with a spiral cloud over their head. To the right, another character with long hair appears with a star nearby.

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A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"

Anonymous

INVITE FRIENDS OVER
FOR "PARTY
RTY
MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR
THEIR LIVES ABOVE
MAN-EATING PLANT
wwwww

Heroin Monkey

Sarcasm
Office
Dinner
Gym
Party
Walk
Home
Women Men

✨Jassy✨

Messages
Hate.You.
Hey. I'm throwing a pool party.
Wanna come?
Ha ha. Just kidding. You're not
invited.
Edit
Sure.
It's fine. I wasn't really in the
mood for whale watching
anyways.
8008
You know, I'm something of a SAVAGE myself.

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Erik
@SikkCaden
Burger King and Popeye's having a
chicken sandwich war while being
owned by the same parent company is
the greatest real-life analogy for our
modern American political parties.

Anonymous

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

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A photo of Mike Tyson with white powder on his nose and upper lip. The text says: "Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988."

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A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

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The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

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Two women sitting in a blue tub, covered in cooked spaghetti.

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A drawing of the evolution of man showing a human walking away with text: "When you walk in a party and see a bunch of dudes talking about bitcoin", followed by "LATER HOMO" and "H. sapiens (modern hum".

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The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

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The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

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