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Heroin Monkey

A tweet that reads: "Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties."

kate✨

A still from Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse shows Miles Morales with his hands on either side of his head and his mouth open in an expression of shock and surprise. The meme text reads, "Youtubers: This product wasn't sponsored, I bought it with my own money. How they think we react."

RapBoat

A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

Anonymous

A display of rifles in a retail store with a sign above it that reads "OWN THE SCHOOL YEAR LIKE A HERO".

shaylie lol

Two hippos with open mouths, resembling laughter, are placed below the text "Me and my best friend laughing at our own jokes."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.

Heroin Monkey

ARRAUTATE.
ACTRESS ELIZABETH HURLEY
PERFORMS LESBIAN SEX SCENE
- DIRECTED BY HER OWN SON
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Ness Plays

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Heroin Monkey

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Wade

It’s a metaphor for capitalism

A person wearing a Deadpool mask sits at a table covered in stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The text on the image reads "Deadpool after selling 1500 of his own kidneys."

Anonymous

Based. 🗿

The image shows a blurred, dark picture of a man. Above the man, the text says "I own a slave". There is also a small, yellow emoji in the bottom right.

✨Jassy✨

Fuck off! Finders keepers losers weepers now move bitch

A meme shows a man trying to take a cat from a dog who is standing on its hind legs and holding the cat. The text reads "NOOO! It's my kitty! Get your own kitty!"

✨Jassy✨

Man is making his own volcanic eruption

The image shows a pipe with an orange glow appearing to be a volcanic eruption. The text says "When the guy upstairs ate Taco Bell."

Anonymous

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Daddy dick

FAKE but funny

A burger-shaped balloon with the text 'The US prepares to deploy its own spy balloon to China in retaliation.'

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