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A cartoon shows two women in an office setting. One woman is holding a piece of paper, and another woman asks, "Is that one of those paper emails?"

Heroin Monkey

Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".

Thoughtless

The image shows two scenes. The top scene depicts three dinosaurs sitting at desks in an office, using computers. The bottom scene is a simple 8 bit game with a man facing a cactus in a desert.

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

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A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

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A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

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Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

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NGC 6611

The image shows three common office supplies. An eraser with the text "CTRL-Z" written on it, a roll of tape with "CTRL-V" written on it, and a pair of scissors with "CTRL-X" written on them.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison between women's and men's footwear choices for different occasions. On the women's side, there are distinct shoe styles for the office, dinner, gym, party, walking, and wearing at home. On the men's side, the same pair of blue athletic shoes is displayed for each of these occasions.

rapboat

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet shows the announcement that "Kung Fu Panda 4" crossed $480M at the worldwide box office, after which the tweeter comments on the next frame from the movie, in which the main character, Po the panda, looks completely shocked.

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The image shows a person responding to a police officer's question. The text reads: Police: "How high are you?" Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?

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A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"

Nateツ

A photo of a child with a tired, sad expression on their face. Above the image is the text: "I hope this email finds you in good spirits." How the email found me:

Heroin Monkey

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

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Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

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A file cabinet with two drawers. The top drawer has a label that reads "Top Secret" and the bottom drawer has a label that reads "Bottom Secret".

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