Night memes
Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂
Goofy ahh melly
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
when bro says we doing it to night
POV its late at night and your wife lickes her lips
Jokes
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.