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The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

DAP ME UP

Just created a new logo for myself what should i put it on

Anonymous

A chat conversation with two messages, one says "I'll do anything" and the response is "move to africa and twerk".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

opal💫

My beloved

A close-up of a person with dark hair, pale skin and red jacket, wearing a black turtleneck. He looks directly at the camera with a slightly pouty expression.

united kingdom

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Spongebob looking scared with the caption "Me when my parents are sleeping." The bottom panel shows three black silhouette figures dancing on a colorful, lighted dance floor. The text above them says, "they're groovin'" and the caption to the right of the image reads "My parents when I'm sleeping."

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Labradorian

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows two images of a monkey wearing a golden crown, eating a piece of lettuce. The text reads: "The king in chess game:". The bottom panel shows an image of a gorilla throwing another animal to the side. The text reads: "The queen in chess game:".

united kingdom

A phone screen displaying a message in white text on a blurry background: "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Adolf Nigler

Trying to pee with boner:

A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.

united kingdom

A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

A chaotic battle scene with numerous figures in armor wielding weapons. Text on top reads: "IT'S THE FINAL CONDOM" and text on the bottom: "OR WHATEVER EUROPE SAID"

Raptor

#relatable!!!!

The image shows a black wolf with red eyes and sharp teeth, looking angry. Above the wolf it says "Sit at front of class" and below it says "Furiously masturbate".

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Cosmo the Intern

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mike69

this is cursed

The image shows two drawings of Sonic the Hedgehog. The first drawing on the left shows Sonic with his usual blue fur. The second drawing on the right shows Sonic without fur, revealing his pink skin and a large eye. The text above the drawings reads "SONIC WITHOUT FUR".

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