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Cahyani Ambara

Always trust strangers

A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."

Cahyani Ambara

Me going crazy cause my enemy won a BFDI :

The image shows the text 'Firey: *wins BFDI*' followed by 'Coiny:'. Below that there is a drawing of Coiny, a coin character with a smile and small legs, moving from left to right.

CaptainEgg75

The image shows Megamind with a sad face and the text “NO POG JUICE?” above him.

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The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

CaptainEgg75

A cartoon character with red hair and a silly expression is lying in bed with a book next to him.

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A close-up of Megamind's face with a concerned expression. The text above reads "No Father?"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

A cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler with a serious expression, asking "NO JEWS?"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lol

A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A picture of Megamind with a sad expression and the text "NO BITCHES?" above his head.

CaptainEgg75

selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

CaptainEgg75

so true

The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."

CaptainEgg75

looks right

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no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

CaptainEgg75

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

CaptainEgg75

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

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master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

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oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

yourmomleft yourdadf

true

A squirrel holds a gun, as if to threaten the viewer. The text says: WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR NUTS

yourmomleft yourdadf

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

CaptainEgg75

Oh no Oh no oh no no no no wait wait wait

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the top panel, Moe from The Simpsons has a nervous expression and the text "Me making jokes." In the bottom panel, Homer from The Simpsons looks serious, and the text reads "A guy wants to date me."

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