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Pronoun

29 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

God

17 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Guy

1 view · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Covid

6 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I don't have any words for this one.

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a person crying with the text "COVID spreading through food." The bottom panel shows a person with sunglasses smiling with the text "Me realising I live in Africa."

Comedian

16 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Scale

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Mickey Mouse

7 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Shower

86 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Coping mechanism

23 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

Sign

20 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Body

19 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

Disease

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

I look diseased

Close-up of a face with the caption 'I look diseased'.

Judge

1 view · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

Tater-Tot judges you, finally, he approves.

A white cat with black spots on its head is sitting on a cat tree. The cat's front paws are neatly folded.

Rock

3 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

eat up

A white plate with a rock on it. To the left of the plate is a white fork, and to the right is a white knife. The background is black.

Gyatt

1 view · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

gyatt

A gold colored 3D rendering of the video game character Dry Bones, a skeletal Koopa Troopa.

Animal

16 views · s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽ · 2 years ago

I rescued a birdie

A small bird sits on a white towel. The bird has light brown feathers.

Mr Beast

14 views · Cricket Green · 2 years ago

Cursed Mr beast

The image shows a scene of a spaceship exploding in space. On the left side of the image, there's a cartoon drawing of Mr. Beast wearing a space helmet. On the spaceship a red "Among Us" character stands. The text "PLANET 4" is in the upper left corner.

Character

2 views · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

A black t-shirt with a graphic in the center that reads, "I LOVE MINERS". The graphic shows the video game characters Steve and Alex from Minecraft, with Steve holding a pickaxe and Alex holding a sword.

Judge

3 views · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

Mobile

18 views · United Kingdom UK · 2 years ago

The "what the flip is this" mobile!

An image of a silver, vintage car with an unusual, rounded design. The car is parked on grass and has a license plate that reads '950-4277'.