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Heroin Monkey

where do you aim

A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."

Heroin Monkey

A man leans over to grab a bag on the ground next to a woman who is sitting at a table using her phone. Text on the image says, "Country road" near the man and, "me home" near the bag.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

Heroin Monkey

The text says: "My expired condom that has been in my wallet for years when I see a dead pig on the side of the road." The image is a dark and blurry shot through a fence.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'

Wade

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a comic book drawing of a villain, Madame Web, sitting in a chair surrounded by a web-like structure. The text above it reads "I'll watch Madame Web for the plot." The bottom part of the meme shows four different headshots of actresses Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Emma Roberts, and the text above the images says "The Plot:".

Wade

A meme shows two superheroes, Deadpool and Wolverine. Deadpool has a Heinz tomato ketchup label pasted on his chest and Wolverine has a Heinz yellow mustard label on his chest. Below them is a reaction image of a man with a slight smile on his face and his tongue slightly out.

Cupツ

fr

A blurry image of a white cat with black spots on its head is shown with the text "ME 0.5 NANOSECONDS BEFORE I HAVE TO SNEEZE".

Cupツ

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

arsonisfun

the struggle is real

A yellow emoji face with a concerned expression is displayed against a dark background. The text "too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep" is overlaid on the image in white text.

arsonisfun

me when i failed my chem test

The image shows a cartoon character with a very surprised and shocked facial expression, with wide eyes and mouth agape. The text above the character says, "me looking at my test grade thinking I ate when in fact the test ate me."

arsonisfun

real

A close-up of a person's face with large, dark eyes. The image is grainy and blue-tinted. The text "oh shit it's 4am" is at the top.

arsonisfun

A yellow emoji with arms and legs is displayed. Above the emoji, the text "you don't like me?" appears, and below the emoji, the text "i don't like me either." is shown.

arsonisfun

me when rapboat

A cartoon image of Dora the Explorer with a sunset and ocean background. The text says, "sometimes bullying is okay!"

arsonisfun

me everyday

Two boys are shown, one sitting with crossed arms and one standing, holding a skateboard. The text "maths ain't real but the tears sure are" is overlaid.

rapboat

A screenshot of a social media post showing a picture of Drake in a speech bubble. There are also comments. The first comment asks "Why y'all do Drake like that?", the second one answers "idk tbh, but now that you commented this, I feel kinda bad ngl" and the last one says "BRUH".

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